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Flint on Mother 3 2 - by LiarXAgerate

Flint on Mother 3 2

[Note: Some time ago, your intrepid Articles staffer used his cunning wits and a providential wind to acquire an exclusive letter from Flint, main character of the videogame formerly known as EarthBound 64. With the recent flood of EB sequel news--sans Flint, no less--our cowboy correspondent felt a need to comment. And, ever since Nintendo Power stopped taking his calls, the Starmen.Net Articles section is as big an audience as he can get. So, without further ado, the letter I received here at Articles HQ in Columbia, Missouri, addressed to one "Lyre Agrate, Twayne Dormitorree, University of Misery." I've been busy, so I couldn't fix up the spelling and punctuation like I did last time. All apologies to Ring Lardner, -Liar]

Well Lyre what I relly want 2 no is what you did with my last letter. I told you to ford it 2 that chinaman shigitoi but when I askt him about it he laffed and told me Flint Lyre's word carries about as much wait as that gyint hollo skull of his, which I think is a Jap saying. So after that didnt seem to go so well Lyre I askt my sun Ryukka 2 dile up 2 the inter net and he says to me Dad, there are new screen shots on Lyres web house and you arent in them and I checked and sure as God made me theres some kid with big hair and a hite problem and not Flint the most daring cowboy of them all.

Lyre this isnt going to stand with me. The other day I was eting lunch with the boy Mike from Star Tropix and he says to me Flint cowboys are very poplar in the USA these days and he laffed so I lookt it up and they were, tho these cowboys I saw at the movies liked each other a little 2 much and Tony kept on saying Flint I just cant quit you and I dont like the way that kid thinks.

Well Lyre I wood write you more but I half to get 2 Aclame Studios wear they half cast me in a thriller callt Gun Theft Otto which I think will be very poplar tho they wont pay me in anything but mcdonalds gift certicates Lyre.

My regards to the Star Men ladies and Mr. Giovanni Feudale who pays 4 stamps,
Flint


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